Let’s be honest — there only two ways to effectively have a stark white couch and live without a care in the world: either 1) never sit on it or 2) be so financially and psychologically carefree that we don’t mind the thought of constant professional cleaning and/or ultimate replacement. Since we’re betting that much of the earth’s population falls into neither of these two categories, we’re choosing to simply suspend disbelief for a moment and pretend we live in a perfect world in which nothing ever gets spilled, tarnished or otherwise rendered anything less than impeccable. So, kick back and enjoy today’s roundup of pristine white couches in all their unsmudged glory. Go ahead… kick your feet up splatter your coffee like there’s no tomorrow. We won’t tell.